$100,000 spills from armored car; passers-by pocket most of it so far

Rumor has it that Federal Reserve in response to slumping action figure sales of Helicopter Ben and their never ending battle against the Great - but don’t call it a depression - Recession has been adapting new, creative quantitative easing tactics. Rather than simply dumping money from helicopters, which has become somewhat gauche and predictable after his famous speech, the tactic of "accidentally" dropping money bags out of armored cars has been observed across the country.

Whitehall Sgt. Dan Kelso said a Garda armored car was eastbound on E. Broad Street at 8:20 a.m. yesterday when a bag of cash fell from the back into the intersection at Hamilton Road.

Either this is not one of the better armored car services or the Fed has found a new tactic. Armored car Ben action figures are certain to follow.

Source: dispatch.com